was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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