No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
At least life still wants to fuck me.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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