The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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