I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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