I will die if light touches me.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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