she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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