Whod you bang
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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