Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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