these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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