I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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