I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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