spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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