Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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