I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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