so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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