When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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