what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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