"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
What happened?
New Orleans
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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