Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords

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(206): View more from Washington

Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad

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(407): View more from Florida

Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.

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(239): View more from Florida

Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?

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(251): View more from Alabama

I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.

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