I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal