Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(870): View more from Arkansas

do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?

(1-870): View more from Arkansas

well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic

(870): View more from Arkansas

what chic?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.

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(970): View more from Colorado

We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard

(970): View more from Colorado

I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes

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(772): View more from Florida

Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks

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(559): View more from California

the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?

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