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we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.

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(847): we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us. http://tfl.nu/woip

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(248): View more from Michigan

Update, blind date is cute and fun.

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Scratch that, blind date just threw up.

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(248): Update, blind date is cute and fun. (248): Scratch that, blind date just threw up. http://tfl.nu/ooba

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I can't believe he cheated

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Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how

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(860): I can't believe he cheated (1-860): Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how http://tfl.nu/8j5c

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(303): View more from Colorado

.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate

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(303): .....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate http://tfl.nu/8kdy

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(312): View more from Illinois

just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"

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go get him tiger.

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(312): just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun" (1-312): go get him tiger. http://tfl.nu/5kmx

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(614): View more from Ohio

I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.

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(614): I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone. http://tfl.nu/g122

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(605): View more from South Dakota

maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover

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(605): maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover http://tfl.nu/xpyi

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(408): View more from California

You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.

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(408): You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you. http://tfl.nu/r2tt

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water

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(701): I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water http://tfl.nu/kjo7

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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon

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(904): We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon http://tfl.nu/g9lm

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(850): View more from Florida

Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.

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(850): Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list. http://tfl.nu/5auq

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(816): View more from Missouri

We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.

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(816): We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it. http://tfl.nu/u2s4

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(218): View more from Minnesota

my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.

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(218): my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor. http://tfl.nu/6k19

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(319): View more from Iowa

Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??

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(319): Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE?? http://tfl.nu/27co

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(760): View more from California

Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.

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(760): Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever. http://tfl.nu/884t

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