just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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