The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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