This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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