You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
