i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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