Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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