Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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