It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
40s are totally the cure
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
