I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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