did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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