we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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