a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize