You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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