there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
3 2 1 whiskey
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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