Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I wear drunk well.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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