as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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