we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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