So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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