ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Randomize