I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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