My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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