I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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