So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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