Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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