have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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