He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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