Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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