We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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