He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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