how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
