How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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