everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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