white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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