in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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