Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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