the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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