i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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