It's Friday. Sex?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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