Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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